“Obligatory not a doctor, but this is my friend’s dad’s favorite story (He was an ER doc): There was a frat house that had a pet alligator in a large aquarium. I don’t get specifics, just the gist of these stories.” This is, I believe, the third or fourth large object she has removed from some dude’s ass. Wife gives paralytic to relax all his muscles, inserts a hose to equalize pressure double fisted up some dude’s ass to retrieve said Glade can. ‘No idea how it got there.’ Kicker is, it was inserted bottom first, so concave side in, full suction. Scan shows full size Glade Air Freshener can inserted in his rectum. Says he was at a party, hasn’t been able to shit for 2 days. Glade Air Freshener can where it’s most needed “My buddy’s dad had a couple came in where they both had genital piercings and while mid-intercourse, their piercings interlocked. My favorite so far is having to call security on a wife when the doctor told the patient (70-year-old dude) that he had chlamydia and the wife started freaking out and yelling about cheating. They had to break it apart inside her to break the vacuum.” Apparently if you stick something in there and fill it up it creates a vacuum-like effect which just sucks it all in.

He said it was about a foot long, close to 12cm in diameter, and weighed 2.5 pounds. Such as dildos, cucumbers, and one time a whole butternut squash. He said that girls come in every once in a while with different things stuck up their vagina.

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